Gouverneur Morris
Never a governor
Spoke out against slavery
Had a wooden leg, thanks to a wagon accident (perhaps during a post-coital escape from an angry husband…?)
Nicknamed the “Penman of the Constitution”
Married in his 50s and, wow, is his wife’s story a doozy. A tragic doozy.
Died when he used a whale bone to clear a blockage from his urethra